rah rah sis boom bah

i realize it's been awhile since we had a snickers update. here it is:

she's still being an a-hole

she's gained .5 pound in the past year, which isn't a lot unless you only
weight 5 pounds total...according to the vet she's "a little overweight".
man if she gets overweight just eating veggies and hay, what possible hope
can the rest of us have?

her poop is being checked for parasites as we speak. my poop has never
been checked for parasites, as far as I know.

we've successfully secured the following from her grasp:
under the couch
back hallway
electrical equipment and associated cords
musical equipment

she has a playhouse with her name on it.

so every year there is a "social sciences picnic" where they give us free
food for being students. and the most important part is that there is a
BEER TRUCK.

A truck full of beer that comes out the side of it and goes into your
glass for FREE.

today, thursday, may 25 5:30 pm: social sciences quad. be there if you
like free food and beer trucks.

it's my mom's birthday. she is super young, way younger than your mom.
xoxoxo

a new installment here on my blog, a glimpse into my world:

"your binary model is really nice"

"So the 3 year olds are probably thinking to themselves: 'This person has
made an error. I will castigate them as inaccurate henceforth.'"

thank you visit again next week!

if i wanted to hear techno music while i was trying to work, i would go to
a technoclub. please turn down your eurotrash crap.

thanx!

p.s. no i also don't want to hear that "where have all the cowboys gone?"
song.