Tuesday, June 26, 2007
mike's day off:
new photos
couple. yes for real. it's our own brand of the worlds collide theory.
("If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent
George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!")
anyway click on photos on the right to see some. they are kind of boring
right now but i'm not sure what you guys wanna see. any requests?
(don't request a picture of my clean room or a dishrack full of clean
dishes)
mi espanol es muy muy
meantime, i'm reading celebrity gossip in spanish. i can talk about tara
reid's boobs with an alarming level of fluency. outside of that, i don't
know much.
reminder
Sunday, June 24, 2007
I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlour, drinking milk shakes cold and long
our "five year anniversary". i'm not sure how we came upon june 25 to be
the first day we were a couple but i think we just made it up or averaged
over a few things or something. at any rate, we pretty much always forget
about it, sometimes until it has already passed and then we're like uh oh.
i think we will probably maybe do something fun (go to dinner?--we do that
all the time anyway). or maybe just laundry. oh wait we're having band
practice.
anyway this is just a shout out to mah boo! here's to (at least) five more
roller coaster years of what we're doin.
have you ever been really bored by your job
about how bored you are?
yeah i thought so!
have you ever had to watch tapes of KIDS IN SLOW MOTION AS PART OF YOUR
JOB?
yeah i didn't think so!
trust me, it's not the most riveting thing ever.
i miss washing dishes. mom, would you be disappointed if i chose that as a
career?
i guess it's better than what i'm currently aiming for which is "um
whatever i get i guess i dont know".
Thursday, June 14, 2007
oops
reminds me a lot of when i stuck my finger in the mixer when i was 14 and
it got stuck and badly injured me. sometimes i do really dumb things.
open note to nerds
it doesn't make you look cool, to say the least. it doesn't even make you
look smart. it just makes you look like you think it's cool to be smart.
IT'S NOT.
also, the following words should never EVER EVER come up at a party:
foucault
manifesto
hegemony
i could go on.
mike should be happy
influential celebrities. FOR REAL?
you cannot give a redneck money.
dear abby letter that just made me cry
taken by my husband's aunt. It was of my husband looking at me as I walked
down the aisle. No one else had thought to take one like it. We had
beautiful formal portraits done, but this is the one I keep on the
nightstand so that the expression of love on his face is the first thing
that greets me each morning. -- DEBRA IN NORTH ATTLEBORO, MASS.
Friday, June 08, 2007
grading SUCKS
Thursday, June 07, 2007
FINALLY
came to sleep on our couch "for a few days". as mike described, the
situation was nearing Dear Abby levels.
i'm sorry, but if you guys need to leave your boyfriends, husbands,
girlfriends, wives, children, job, city, etc. you can't sleep on our
couch. i will buy you dinner though and wish you the best of luck.
you can visit but i need to see your return ticket or some other evidence
that you are leaving in a reasonable time period. then we have to review
your application and put it before a 8-person board consisting of the
three of us, snickers, and local community members. please allow 4-6 weeks
for deliberation.
now we have two moratoria in this house: no new cups or glasses, and no
house guests.
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
the stupidest lyrics i've heard in a while...
ARTIST: RIHANNA
SONG: UMBRELLA
hello we are the people who live above you
walk walk walk. also a/c in window that is not installed properly and
leaks into your apartment right into your television!
ELECTRIC!
sorry you guys didn't get to come to the CS's show on friday, it was
pretty much our best ever. and we got to play with another amazing band.
all around stellar evening. i'm going to never be modest again. modest
people don't get famous and end up having to stay in grad school purgatory
forever.
Saturday, June 02, 2007
ten word review: OPERATION SPYGIRL STUNT SHOW AT SIX FLAGS
laura and i went to six flags the other day, and we watched this stunt
show. there are ads for this show on like every single bus in the city. it
was horrible. absolutely pointless. no explosions? the only pro was that
you could sit down for twenty minutes. and there was a monkey boy.
oh well...
