rah rah sis boom bah

don't, i repeat, do NOT read while you are walking. it's very unbecoming.
it doesn't make you look cool, to say the least. it doesn't even make you
look smart. it just makes you look like you think it's cool to be smart.

IT'S NOT.

also, the following words should never EVER EVER come up at a party:

foucault
manifesto
hegemony

i could go on.