Friday, March 21, 2008

question

would you rather write final papers or grade final papers?

answer: write them.


Tuesday, March 11, 2008

from an experimental paper

just what every comic artist wants to hear:

"The four cartoons were taken from Gary Larson's series The Far Side and
had been prerated as being moderately funny (M=6.61)."


arrrre you going to the mall later, that's what i'm asking

sometimes i forget and think i'm 25 and then a second later i realize i'm
26 and then i'm all shit i'm almost 27 what am i doing with my life what
kind of job am i going to get will i ever make enough money to pay off my
student loans how risky is it to fake your own death and move to a beer
factory on a tropical island am i going to get kicked out of grad school
and evicted from my apartment and then everyone will say how i had
such potential but no motivation and then i messed everything up and
really i just want to go home and watch judge mathis reruns and eat
ice cream but instead i have to sit here and be an adult and *panic
attack*

i think this may be triggered by large size hot pink post it notes. can i
advise against them?


Monday, March 10, 2008

he really knows how to make a lady feel beautiful

today mike said to me : your hair is like alpaca goat fur.

Monday, March 03, 2008

cop out

dear abby is totally phoning it in today.

she ran the following:


-one letter from a guy who is afraid his 22 year old
daughter may not be his biological child and he wants to know if he
should do a DNA test. she just ran an extremely similar letter
less than two weeks ago.

-one letter from someone who is afraid to have children because the world
is such a horrible place. cliche much, abb?

-one letter about what to say to someone when they are grieving. this is
like a weekly occurrence.

get on your game, abby! some of us would like your job and would answer
real hard questions!

quit phonin it in, i can tell.


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