Thursday, December 09, 2004
Your (sic) a True Joan Jett Fan!!You Rock!!!
Monday, December 06, 2004
this just in: my life lame.
well yeah lame, that's me. i have to give a presentation tomorrow about my 2nd year project so i spent this weekend coding jeschure and examining data. wowzer! yes i spent the whole saturday at the lab. yes i realize why that might be damaging to my mental health. no i don't care.
also i have to write the grant proposel (discussed on liz's blog) that's due this thursday because, no, i haven't started on it and, yes, i forgot all about its existence until liz mentioned it on her blog. so, no, there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that i'll be getting it. but i still need to apply for it because it's sort of one of my responsibilities.
so whatev.
today i went to target again. i just went there like two days ago. but it's so close and there's a parking garage so it's really convenient. i bought a xmas present for mike....lalalalala....*cough*
i also worked and worked and ate cereal and went to the lady doctor. that was fun.
i went to the post office to pick up a package from liz, which was a very beautiful pink/reddish scarf and it's also very soft. i am wearing it right now. thanks liz!
well i think that's all. go on about your days now.
well yeah lame, that's me. i have to give a presentation tomorrow about my 2nd year project so i spent this weekend coding jeschure and examining data. wowzer! yes i spent the whole saturday at the lab. yes i realize why that might be damaging to my mental health. no i don't care.
also i have to write the grant proposel (discussed on liz's blog) that's due this thursday because, no, i haven't started on it and, yes, i forgot all about its existence until liz mentioned it on her blog. so, no, there isn't a snowball's chance in hell that i'll be getting it. but i still need to apply for it because it's sort of one of my responsibilities.
so whatev.
today i went to target again. i just went there like two days ago. but it's so close and there's a parking garage so it's really convenient. i bought a xmas present for mike....lalalalala....*cough*
i also worked and worked and ate cereal and went to the lady doctor. that was fun.
i went to the post office to pick up a package from liz, which was a very beautiful pink/reddish scarf and it's also very soft. i am wearing it right now. thanks liz!
well i think that's all. go on about your days now.
Friday, December 03, 2004
mike and i were trying to create ken mellons lyrics, don't ask why
and ken mellons has this song "cool as you" which chorus goes like this
i lived in alaska
worked in nebraska
i got stranded out in saskatoon
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota
but i ain't never seen nothin' cool as you
so mike and i take offense at the part that goes:'
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota
because god, ken, it doesn't even rhyme.
so we were triyng to think of lyrics that he could substitute for that...
well to make a long story short, the brainstorming session ended when mike came up with this gem:
found a dead rat in my pants
after aerobic dance
but i ain't never seen nothin' hot as you.
i think that's by far the single most disgusting thing i have ever heard.
and now it is for you too.
you're welcome :)
and ken mellons has this song "cool as you" which chorus goes like this
i lived in alaska
worked in nebraska
i got stranded out in saskatoon
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota
but i ain't never seen nothin' cool as you
so mike and i take offense at the part that goes:'
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota
because god, ken, it doesn't even rhyme.
so we were triyng to think of lyrics that he could substitute for that...
well to make a long story short, the brainstorming session ended when mike came up with this gem:
found a dead rat in my pants
after aerobic dance
but i ain't never seen nothin' hot as you.
i think that's by far the single most disgusting thing i have ever heard.
and now it is for you too.
you're welcome :)
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
this is pretty funny, from 12reasons.com
it's 12 reasons gay marriage will ruin society
it's 12 reasons gay marriage will ruin society
- Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
- Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
- Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
- Straight marriage will be less meaningful, since Britney Spears's 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.
- Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and it hasn't changed at all: women are property, Blacks can't marry Whites, and divorce is illegal.
- Gay marriage should be decided by the people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of minorities.
- Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are always imposed on the entire country. That's why we only have one religion in America.
- Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people makes you tall.
- Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage license.
- Children can never succeed without both male and female role models at home. That's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.
- Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. Heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to cars or longer lifespans.
- Civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages will for gays & lesbians.
