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mike and i were trying to create ken mellons lyrics, don't ask why
and ken mellons has this song "cool as you" which chorus goes like this

i lived in alaska
worked in nebraska
i got stranded out in saskatoon
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota
but i ain't never seen nothin' cool as you

so mike and i take offense at the part that goes:'
been nearly frozen
up in north dakota

because god, ken, it doesn't even rhyme.

so we were triyng to think of lyrics that he could substitute for that...

well to make a long story short, the brainstorming session ended when mike came up with this gem:

found a dead rat in my pants
after aerobic dance
but i ain't never seen nothin' hot as you.

i think that's by far the single most disgusting thing i have ever heard.

and now it is for you too.

you're welcome :)