rah rah sis boom bah

"patients who have undergone surgery for scoliosis are inelegible for
military service in the United States."

I'm not sure *why* you're trying to jackhammer through the wall into my
office. There's a door, you know. It's that big rectangular wooden thing
on the wall. Just knock on it and you can come in.

Also, why is it taking 12 weeks to fix the elevator? I'm way too lazy for
this.

seriously, the jackhammering is so bad that my officemate's backpack just
fell off his desk onto the floor.

...technical advances I would very much not like to live without:

the A/C we just put in the bedroom window! (goodbye morning backsweat)

thank you and good night.

of bernie mac where jordan wants to be a rhythmic gymnast but bernie wants
him to be on the basketball team so jordan quits the gymnastics team then
bernie decides he was wrong and jordan can be a rhythmic gymnast and then
at the end he performs a ribbon-dancer performance to "eye of the tiger"?
you know that one?

yeah, it just made me cry. and i've seen it before. that damn uncle
bernie.

you should click on that wordy bubble looking thing off to the right. you
can send me a voice message over the INTERNET, people! make it funny!

i'm doing an informal britney spears poll because melissa and i had a huge
disagreement about this last night. i think she can make a comeback where
she has at least 1 or 2 more hits, a hot body, and makes a lot of money.
melissa thinks her reputation is irreparably trashed.

what do you guys think?

i'll tell you what's up! the santonies have just landed our very first
paying gig.

we are going to buy a rolodex to put pictures of puppies in. a puppodex.
one for each room of the apartment. we're also considering an intercom
system.

"Butterflies have no jaws or teeth and consume only liquids. They utilize
their proboscis, a long, hollow tube-like tongue that they unfurl and
insert into flowers to access the nectar. A pump in the insect's head
draws up the sweet liquid. In addition to nectar, butterflies also feed
on pollen, tree sap, decaying fruit, excrement, and the juices of decaying
dead animals."

You're welcome!!!

really the 6am concrete cutting extravaganza is going to have to end.

also, could you please back up that equipment a little more slowly? the
incessant beeping has worked its way into my brain and now i can't live
without it.

ooo, this is a new one: CLANGING!!

you guys are AWESOME! i hate sleeping anyway!

i want to put some up but i cant' remember or figure out my flickr login
information. i feel like a grandma using a VCR here...

me: joan jett's new album is coming out this month
melissa: when
me: the sixth
melissa: oh
me: six six two thousand six
melissa: oh please joan there is nothing about this album that is going to
summon the devil.