rah rah sis boom bah

the fudgecicles were consumed. in one sitting, man i really did want
fudgecicles.

mike get me one.

spreadsheets.google.com

WHAT?!

MAKE AND SHARE SPREADSHEETS ON THE INTERNET?

INTERNET, I LOVE YOU@@!!!!!!!! LET'S GET MARRRRRRRIED

goodbye,

freezer door--you never opened more than six inches thanks to some
ill-placed cabinets;

squeaky, crappy floor--you gave me a weight complex and a splinter;

toilet--you don't flush, you leak, i can take a pee and put a tiny square
of toilet paper in you and be staring at that tp for the next week;

uptight neighbor--on the evening of august 30, you will rue the day you
messed with us. party will be directly below your bedroom and will include
all your favorite things to bitch about, such as: typing on laptops,
listening to records at the volume of a whisper, telling melissa where my
extra jacket is, and rustling plastic bags;

other rude neighbor girl(s)--i think there are at least 2 or 3 of you who
still slam the door in my face, don't you know i live here by now?;

shot glasses and swizzle sticks left by previous tenants--i have been
wanting to throw you away for the past year but mike thought you might be
worth something on ebay. i guess that's now up for the next tenant to
decide;

olde-tyme-faucet-knob-looking shower curtain hangers left by previous
tenant--oh, actually i like you! you're coming with me!;

landlord--you never fix anything, you act like you're out of town and then
i see you driving the shiny red sportscar i'm paying for down the street,
and (my personal favorite) you bring people over to show the apartment
without even telling me at all! you shall never see me sitting on the
couch wearing a bath towel and eating corn pops ever again, you old perv.

we are moving lalala

we are packing up all of our stuff for a big move next Thursday. We have
one week. we also have about 8 boxes marked "raedy--random crap". i think
i have some serious problems. i found things i didn't even know i had. who
knew i had a tiny elephant? i've also found several hundred paper clips
strewn about. it's like a really boring easter egg hunt.

if you're not on the cathy santonies mailing list you better sign up like
whoa super fast or else you won't get a free copy of our EP dood.

i thought i updated but it isn't showing up. the gig went well, we made it
for an hour. i wasn't sure we would, but we did. and we recorded five
songs this weekend in the "studio". it turned out really well! i'll update
more later!

blogger is not posting some of my posts which I am emailing. it's kind of
annoying. anyway today the santonies have to play for one hour. we are
going to have to waste a lot of time between songs talking. i'm going to
use some of those jokes if i don't forget them. i have a tendency to get
really nervous and flustered in front of other people and say something
really dumb/dorky.

anyway it's like a billion degrees here today so I hope I don't have a
heat stroke or something. wow i am just so positive.

okay so yeah i'm actually not too nervous about my talk anymore. I used to
be semi-okay with public speaking before I went to grad school. what
happened? i'm like a nervous nellie now.

anyway does anyone else think that footage of candy factories is like the
awesomest thing ever? i love canadian TV, they have a whole channel with
just that, i swear.

howitismade.net

i just learned how they make twizzlers!

anyway tonight i am going to the beach to see some fireworks competition
or something. it's an international competition. tonight is italy's
fireworks.

anyway i walked around vancouver a bit today, it's pretty cool. it's hard
to tell what a city is like from just the downtown tourist area. so i'll
have a better idea after we walk across town for 45 minutes to get to the
beach for the festival.

okay rad

xo