Tuesday, August 21, 2007
25,452
the number of times it is apparently necessary to blow a whistle at
football camp in one hour. no no one's trying to WORK OVER HERE OR READ
BLOGS OVER HERE.
football camp in one hour. no no one's trying to WORK OVER HERE OR READ
BLOGS OVER HERE.
Saturday, August 18, 2007
THIS JUST IN
hey have you guys heard that antibacterial soap may actually be HARMFUL
because it makes bacteria become stronger and more resistant?
because it makes bacteria become stronger and more resistant?
why did i just hear this on the news, it's like they have to have that
dumb ass story on there once per week or something.
GET SOME NEW NEWS THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED NEWS
Thursday, August 16, 2007
huh
melissa had a dream that she summoned a patronus and mike and i were
really impressed. it was the liberty bell, and upon its appearance she
banged on it three times with her wand like she was the shit.
really impressed. it was the liberty bell, and upon its appearance she
banged on it three times with her wand like she was the shit.
Saturday, August 11, 2007
lost combination
hey have you guys ever forgotten the combination to a master lock? do
you know the extent you have to go through to get them to send you the
combination.
you know the extent you have to go through to get them to send you the
combination.
you have to:
send a photocopy of the back of the lock, clearly showing the serial
number and showing that the lock is not attached to anything.
fill out a legally binding form saying that you are the owner of the lock.
have the form NOTARIZED BY A NOTARY PUBLIC.
or, go to any store and buy a new lock for 3.99.
just as a matter of principle, i'm going to actually do all this,
including finding a notary public and getting them to notarize my
legal document stating that I, being duly sworn, say I am the owner of
Master Lock (R) padlock with the serial number X.
