Friday, February 29, 2008
can i get a
presentation? I thought it was pretty hilarious myself.
Monday, February 25, 2008
sicky sicky
better when i have a cold. i hate having a cold besides it gives me a good
reason to drink tons of emergen-c. go away cold, i hate you! AH HAYTE
YUUUU
Thursday, February 21, 2008
oops!
at people making a fool of themselves, i had my comeuppance today.
during a presentation, i wanted people to focus on a line on a line graph
that was connected with black circles (instead of the line with the white
squares) and i was all like:
If you'll just look at these blue balls...um i mean blue uh black
circles...
hahahahah oh god. i laughed but no one else did. maybe they don't know
that phrase? or they were being polite?
anyway--hiiii-larious
Thursday, February 14, 2008
passed
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
dissertatchun. defensz. 2murrow.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
sacrilege
apartment last night. turns out she's a LOUD TALKER too. which was great,
since i wasn't trying to sleep at 4am. yipes!
Saturday, February 09, 2008
means is we are by far the OLDEST people living in it. here is an example
of what we put up with from these kids on a pretty much daily basis:
last night around 2am mike and i were going around the apartment, turning
off all the lights and getting ready to go to bed. i see him at the door
looking out the peephole. at first, i'm all like," mike, don't spy on
people". then after i stop acting like i'm proper i push him out of the
way so i can see. there are cops in the hallway talking to some girl. we
hear the words "unresponsive" and "do you want us to cancel the
ambulance". two seconds later the ambulance pulls up. i look out the front
window and see three police cars and an ambulance in front of the
building. obviously someone drank a little too much.
this morning when mike left for work, he warned me: when you come out into
the hallway, i just wanted to warn you that someone had a big accident out
here.
there is puke everywhere.
GROW UP CHILDREN. gross.
Also, upstairs neighbors: look, you can wear whatever kind of shoes you
want to when you go out, despite how ridiculous for the weather they are,
or how much trouble you would have running away from an attacker if you
needed to. but for the love of god, PLEASE take them off when you come
inside. or at least learn to walk in them. i am so sick of hearing your
hoochie shoes stomping down the hallway.
at any rate, what the hell is going on with these feet?
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
weeeeird
skin LUMPeeee?
Monday, February 04, 2008
sand through the hourglass
online with
the one that had money in it and i paid the bill with the one that didn't
have money in it. i ended up with $130 in fines. i wouldn't have
discovered that if i hadn't thought about paying for something with the
account with no money in it then calling to check my balance. i'm feeling
a little dumb today.
-i am about to have an important heering. a dissertatchun related heering.
i'm going to puke.
-i am about to become a published author. right after i build my self
esteem back up from the reviews i received. i need to get better at
accepting criticism without letting it eat away at my soul and confidence
(already shoddy to start with).
-i'm going to get some of those big post it notes and take notes on them
at meetings like i'm using a regular sized notebook. ha
here is a picture of those post its. i'm not sure why everything is
written backwards in this ad but jeez can i get a job at post it designing
a website that's not totally stupid?
http://www.3m.com/us/office/postit/products/prod_ew.html
