rah rah sis boom bah

I'm not sure *why* you're trying to jackhammer through the wall into my
office. There's a door, you know. It's that big rectangular wooden thing
on the wall. Just knock on it and you can come in.

Also, why is it taking 12 weeks to fix the elevator? I'm way too lazy for
this.

seriously, the jackhammering is so bad that my officemate's backpack just
fell off his desk onto the floor.