Wednesday, January 14, 2004
ode to my boyfriend.
if....
....you eat pixi stix in bed and i know you do because i found the wrappers....
....you hate the new sacagawea dollars and you leave them on the bookshelf for me to thieve....
....you have more than two pairs of pants hanging on the bathroom door right now....
....animals of at least two different species refer to you as "daddy"....
....you've learned to discern "real" sadness from "crazyraedymoodswing" sadness and to adjust your behavior accordingly....
....you pretend to want to play trivial pursuit when actually you really just wanna watch cops and it shows because you never count the right amount of spaces because youre watching cops out of the corner of your eye....
....you sit next to a litterbox on the couch....
....you have a neurological disorder which prevents you from closing cabinets....
....you are the only boy in the world who ALWAYS puts the toilet seat down *thanks*....
....you just might be my boyfriend. xo
if....
....you eat pixi stix in bed and i know you do because i found the wrappers....
....you hate the new sacagawea dollars and you leave them on the bookshelf for me to thieve....
....you have more than two pairs of pants hanging on the bathroom door right now....
....animals of at least two different species refer to you as "daddy"....
....you've learned to discern "real" sadness from "crazyraedymoodswing" sadness and to adjust your behavior accordingly....
....you pretend to want to play trivial pursuit when actually you really just wanna watch cops and it shows because you never count the right amount of spaces because youre watching cops out of the corner of your eye....
....you sit next to a litterbox on the couch....
....you have a neurological disorder which prevents you from closing cabinets....
....you are the only boy in the world who ALWAYS puts the toilet seat down *thanks*....
....you just might be my boyfriend. xo
