Monday, January 26, 2004
quoteses
so i was talking online to my friend shaunica and she had a book of bushisms, so she gave me a few of her favorites:
"One of the greatest things about book is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
what about the words, man? what about the words?
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
that question is most probably "rarely asked" because, well, i think we all know why.
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
okay, this one, i can't even figure out what in the hell he's trying to say...i mean usually i get it, but this one...nevermind.
and, from my archives, for today, or something:
"And...it's gettin' worse. That's what people have gotta understand up there in Washington, or over there in Washington, down there in Washington, wherever--thought I was in Crawford for a minute."
--referring to increases in the cost of medical malpractice insurance. speaking in scranton, pennsylvania (north and slightly east of d.c.)
dont they like brief him or something? "sir, today we're in pennsylvania, here's a map. this is the united states. here's scranton, here's d.c., and look, this is where mickey mouse lives *pointing to disneyworld*.isn't that neato?
and here's a quote from his mother. i'd like to ask her how she raised such an incompetent jackass.
"And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well."
now that's quotable.
so i was talking online to my friend shaunica and she had a book of bushisms, so she gave me a few of her favorites:
"One of the greatest things about book is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
what about the words, man? what about the words?
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?"
that question is most probably "rarely asked" because, well, i think we all know why.
"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial profiling, which is illiterate children."
okay, this one, i can't even figure out what in the hell he's trying to say...i mean usually i get it, but this one...nevermind.
and, from my archives, for today, or something:
"And...it's gettin' worse. That's what people have gotta understand up there in Washington, or over there in Washington, down there in Washington, wherever--thought I was in Crawford for a minute."
--referring to increases in the cost of medical malpractice insurance. speaking in scranton, pennsylvania (north and slightly east of d.c.)
dont they like brief him or something? "sir, today we're in pennsylvania, here's a map. this is the united states. here's scranton, here's d.c., and look, this is where mickey mouse lives *pointing to disneyworld*.isn't that neato?
and here's a quote from his mother. i'd like to ask her how she raised such an incompetent jackass.
"And who knows? Somewhere out there in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well."
now that's quotable.
