Friday, January 23, 2004

Some quotes:
"This country has no designs on Cuba's soverty; we have no designs on the soverty of Cuba."
That's right, soverty. woo.

"...help Russia securitize the dismantling--the dismantled nucular warheads."
securitize? you mean secure? adding syllables doesn't necessarily make you sound smarterish.

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better."
canada and mexico share a border? ooookayy....*walking slowly backwards, reaching for doorknob*

"Matter of fact, there haven't been a morning that haven't gone by that I haven't saw--seen--or read threats (of terrorism)"
no comment.

"First of all, I appreciate the wisdom of Chairman Greenspan. He uses the word, 'soft spot'. I use the word, 'bumpin along'."
not really sure what to say, because i'm not quite sure what this means.

"Perhaps the biggest problem is that we have passed children from grade to grade, year after year, and those child haven't learned the basics of reading and math."
I think the biggest problem is that we have 'elected' a president who haven't learned the basics of subject-verb agreement. Pick up a second-grade textbook, George. Read a little.

"Parents and educators will not be bystandards in education reform."
oh my. thems fightin words.

"We're here for have a substanative talk on a lot of issues."
I feel like I'm proofreading one of my Japanese friends' term papers or something. Good grief, man.

"We expect Saddam Hussein, for the sake of peace, to disarm. That's the question."
No, georgie, I think the question is "huh?" cause i didn't hear a question there. that's a statement, buddy. put on your helmet so you dont smash your head against the wall during your tard-fit.

and the last for today:
Reporter: "Mr. President, is Secretary Powell going to provide the undeniable proof of Iraq's guilt that so many critics are calling for?"
Bush: "Well, all due in modesty, I thought I did a pretty good job myself of making it clear that he's not disarming."
a bit of advice: if you can't formulate sentences, don't try to add cute little sayings here and there.

as you can see i got a page-a-day calendar from chris in the mail today. since it's the 24th already, i got to read a lot of them. that was fun. there are the highlights.
xo

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