Thursday, January 08, 2004
you just might be...
okay for some reason i posted the other day but it didn't show up. the main points were i got a new car and i hope everyone had a good holiday season, i did. blogger sucks.
anyways i decided to do some jokeses, you filthy humanses:
If...
...you are in debt, and this debt is more than four times what you make a year...
...you want to return a notebook because it doesn't meet your specifications...
...you get paid to go to school, which seems great, until you figure out you're making about $3 an hour...
...you end up living somewhere exotic like "chicago" or "irvine" or "dekalb"...
...your idea of fun is bar trivia at bennigan's...
...you get something called a "research crush" on someone, and giggle upon finally seeing the 80 year old man...
...you pay more than $150 for a single book...
...you just might be a grad student.
more is coming soon. i'm the new age jeff foxworthy, ladies and gents.
okay for some reason i posted the other day but it didn't show up. the main points were i got a new car and i hope everyone had a good holiday season, i did. blogger sucks.
anyways i decided to do some jokeses, you filthy humanses:
If...
...you are in debt, and this debt is more than four times what you make a year...
...you want to return a notebook because it doesn't meet your specifications...
...you get paid to go to school, which seems great, until you figure out you're making about $3 an hour...
...you end up living somewhere exotic like "chicago" or "irvine" or "dekalb"...
...your idea of fun is bar trivia at bennigan's...
...you get something called a "research crush" on someone, and giggle upon finally seeing the 80 year old man...
...you pay more than $150 for a single book...
...you just might be a grad student.
more is coming soon. i'm the new age jeff foxworthy, ladies and gents.
