Friday, April 30, 2004

yayyyy!!!! i got me one!!!

so in the spirit of liz's posting all the inane african bank requests she gets, i got one! i've been waaaaiiiiiiittttting:

Date: Sat, 1 May 2004 01:33:46 +0200
From: Mr Bruno Williams
Reply-To: brunowilliams@latinmail.com
To: xxxx@xxxx.xxx

Bank of Africa
Avenue Jean-Paul II
08 BP 0879 - Cotonou
Republic of Benin
Tel:229 60 48 25
Dear sir,

I am Mr Bruno Williams. Credit management and recovery manager with the Bank
of Africa - Benin, I was personal account manager to one late Engineer Pascal
Lent, who till his death was a contractor with shell Development Company
.
On the 21st of April 1999, Engr. Pascal, his wife and their three children
were involved in a car accident along Port Novo express road and all occupants
of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.

At the time of his death, he had a deposit of $8.6 Million which was proceed
of a contract work he just concluded with Shell. The payment was made with
a (Bank) cheque which I personally cleared.
Unfortunately, till this moment no person has come as his relation for his
chattels with us. I humbly request your attention to this matter so that
I can present you as his next of kin and beneficiary to his chattels. It
is not a very difficult thing to do and it will not take time. All I will
Need is to change the name and particulars of his next of kin to yours in
our computer database and we file in an application for the release of the
fund.

Please contact me on this email address as quickly as possible brunowilliams01@yahoo.com
I will give you my private phone number as soon as we open contact. For
now please reply only through this address. Do keep every bit of this operation
absolutely
Confidential.

Finally, your share will be 25% of the total.
Expecting your urgent response.
Regards
Bruno Williams



and i am sending liz's response back to mr. bruno:
(reprinted here for those of you who haven't seen it and edited for only mr. bruno)
Hi Mr. Bruno!

Let me just say first of all how honored I am that you independently were searching the web for reputable businesspeople and came across my name! That's really something special! Now, I don't know if I could really help you out, since I have limited resources and don't know how willing my father would be to let me use his offshore accounts for your good cause, but since I know all the account and routing numbers, not to mention the passwords, I guess the decision is really up to me instead!!!! :):):)

So what I need from you is some more information about what you would need me to do...your email sounded important, and I want to help you out any way I can. Besides, the benefits for myslef sound almost too good to be true! But I'm sure it is! Hahahah! Anyway, please write me back if you are still interested in doing business, and we'll go from there.

Thanks a million!

Teresita M. Arzipan

i'm even using your psuedonym, haha. i'll let you all know how it goes, keep yr fingers crossed for ms. marzipan.

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