Wednesday, September 29, 2004
ask and ye shall receive
right
yesterday i saw a woman rollerblading with her two children in a jogging stroller. down the street. that's dangerous.
today i ate some pizza and had some class stuff
right now w is on dr. phil and mike is supposedtobe taping it for me. i hope he does because i think it sounds pretty funny, in a totally infuriating type of way. i'd like to see how they feed off of each other and whether any of their signals get crossed (i.e., the remote that oprah uses to control dr. phil accidentally sets off w, or the remote that cheney uses to control w accidentally sets off dr. phil), and then i'm pretty sure if that happened both of their heads would explode with smoke coming out of their ears and their wives would sit there eerily smiling with those wide open stepford wife eyes they have. they are freaky. especially laura. god, what is wrong with her. i remember when he was running the first time, or maybe right after he became prez, she wanted to show that she was 'just like us' so she said in this interview that she 'really enjoys buying [her] make up at the drug store.'
i'm sorry, but (pardon me mom), give me a fucking break.
seriously....
oh, laura's just like me and my friends even though she's a gazillionaire who can't think or speak for herself and even though she's married to the most powerful man in the world. she buys her lipstick at osco, just like i do. whatev. i'm buying 99cent wet n wild while she's getting revlon colorstay or something, you know the $5.99 lipstick, the real good shit. i am so insulted by her.
i'm sure this interview with dr. phil is going to be just like that. they're going to try to convince us what real people they are, as if that has any bearing on w's (non)ability to run this country. jeez. but he's soooo freaking charming. i can't stand it. even though i hate him i have to admit he is one charming little weasel. blech.
well i gotta go to a meeting hope you all enjoyed this post. i'll let you know how the dr. phil thing was or if you watched it, leave a comment.
i think letterman is going to have a field day with this. so be sure to watch letterman tonight if you get a chance.
right
yesterday i saw a woman rollerblading with her two children in a jogging stroller. down the street. that's dangerous.
today i ate some pizza and had some class stuff
right now w is on dr. phil and mike is supposedtobe taping it for me. i hope he does because i think it sounds pretty funny, in a totally infuriating type of way. i'd like to see how they feed off of each other and whether any of their signals get crossed (i.e., the remote that oprah uses to control dr. phil accidentally sets off w, or the remote that cheney uses to control w accidentally sets off dr. phil), and then i'm pretty sure if that happened both of their heads would explode with smoke coming out of their ears and their wives would sit there eerily smiling with those wide open stepford wife eyes they have. they are freaky. especially laura. god, what is wrong with her. i remember when he was running the first time, or maybe right after he became prez, she wanted to show that she was 'just like us' so she said in this interview that she 'really enjoys buying [her] make up at the drug store.'
i'm sorry, but (pardon me mom), give me a fucking break.
seriously....
oh, laura's just like me and my friends even though she's a gazillionaire who can't think or speak for herself and even though she's married to the most powerful man in the world. she buys her lipstick at osco, just like i do. whatev. i'm buying 99cent wet n wild while she's getting revlon colorstay or something, you know the $5.99 lipstick, the real good shit. i am so insulted by her.
i'm sure this interview with dr. phil is going to be just like that. they're going to try to convince us what real people they are, as if that has any bearing on w's (non)ability to run this country. jeez. but he's soooo freaking charming. i can't stand it. even though i hate him i have to admit he is one charming little weasel. blech.
well i gotta go to a meeting hope you all enjoyed this post. i'll let you know how the dr. phil thing was or if you watched it, leave a comment.
i think letterman is going to have a field day with this. so be sure to watch letterman tonight if you get a chance.
