Friday, February 04, 2005
Some time ago a local radio station had a contest where you could win free tickets to New York City to see David Letterman, and Mike and i entered. for some reason, which i totally do not understand, we didn't win. maybe it was a bit too risque? i dunno...reproduced here for your enjoyment:
10. Want to promote my screenplay “Mother Jugs and Even More Speed”.
9. Need to warn America about the threat of weapons of mass destruction—in my pants.
8. Need data for my experiment regarding whether Paul Schaffer or David Letterman would look better in tights.
7. So I can get mugged, drugged, and hairplugged.
6. Haven’t seen Dave since we were on the cheerleading squad together back in high school.
5. My name is Linda, and, dammit, I want something from the meatcase!
4. Need advice from Dave about my new company, International Slacks.
3. Tired of getting New York City postcards from others; now I can send them to myself.
2. Not really sure who this Dave guy is, but enjoy spending time in old drafty theatres.
1. Because, hey, I ain’t got nothin’ better to do.
10. Want to promote my screenplay “Mother Jugs and Even More Speed”.
9. Need to warn America about the threat of weapons of mass destruction—in my pants.
8. Need data for my experiment regarding whether Paul Schaffer or David Letterman would look better in tights.
7. So I can get mugged, drugged, and hairplugged.
6. Haven’t seen Dave since we were on the cheerleading squad together back in high school.
5. My name is Linda, and, dammit, I want something from the meatcase!
4. Need advice from Dave about my new company, International Slacks.
3. Tired of getting New York City postcards from others; now I can send them to myself.
2. Not really sure who this Dave guy is, but enjoy spending time in old drafty theatres.
1. Because, hey, I ain’t got nothin’ better to do.
