Saturday, April 02, 2005
march 25
oprah
okay i have to admit: i'm not a big oprah fan. she's a little too bourgeious (pronounced: boo-gee) for my tastes. but i do think her story is quite inspirational. how could she come from such humble beginnings to become OPRAH (registered trademark)? pretty wow.
when i was younger my mom always watched oprah and i complained about it, because i wanted to watch smurfs or something equally important. and i called her "the lady who doesn't brush her hair". because she had crazy hair back then.
i think if you would have told oprah's ancestors a hundred fifty years ago (you know, when we still had slavery) that their relative would become the most powerful person in the world, i don't think they would have believed you. who else can make a book #1 on the bestsellers list in like 1 day, who else can make the cattle market crash, oh oprah. you can do anything.
and she has a person whose sole job it is to do her eyebrows. her eyebrows. blink.
oprah
okay i have to admit: i'm not a big oprah fan. she's a little too bourgeious (pronounced: boo-gee) for my tastes. but i do think her story is quite inspirational. how could she come from such humble beginnings to become OPRAH (registered trademark)? pretty wow.
when i was younger my mom always watched oprah and i complained about it, because i wanted to watch smurfs or something equally important. and i called her "the lady who doesn't brush her hair". because she had crazy hair back then.
i think if you would have told oprah's ancestors a hundred fifty years ago (you know, when we still had slavery) that their relative would become the most powerful person in the world, i don't think they would have believed you. who else can make a book #1 on the bestsellers list in like 1 day, who else can make the cattle market crash, oh oprah. you can do anything.
and she has a person whose sole job it is to do her eyebrows. her eyebrows. blink.
