rah rah sis boom bah

i went out of town this weekend. my brother graduated from high school. i
had a lovely time but i came down with a cold.

now i have to defend my masters thesis in about 25 minutes. i feel
slightly nauseated. but luckily i have a lot of self-esteem and
self-confidence and self-trust and other things like that, so i'm sure
everything is going to be fine.

actually i'm playing out in my mind exactly what will happen when they
kick me out of school and i become homeless and i have to eat trash and
live in an old tractor tire. and the state comes and takes snickers away
from me.

and i sound nerdier than usual thanks to that stopped-up nose sound.

ah well...blah! weooooooww!