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mike and i had separated the living room from the kitchen with these
pieces of wood that were fairly high (they were hard to step over) to keep
snickers in the living room. that worked for a few weeks until she figured
that she could grab the pieces of wood in her mouth and slide them over
and get into the kitchen (<---land of bunny-inappropriate crumbs).

so we decided, okay, we'll open up the kitchen to snickers. we had to
close all the doors and put a baby gate up in front of the hallway leading
to the bathroom, my bikes, and all of our miscellaneous cords n crap.

well later that day i'm sitting on the couch and i realize, i can't find
snickers. i look all over and don't find her. mike comes out of the
bathroom and there she is. she JUMPED a baby gate. like silently. and
cleared it. i was kind of amused (I had noticed her running the house and
then stopping right in front of the gate like she was planning something,
but i didn't think she could get over that.). but it's annoying because
she really really can't be back there.

so i closed the curtains that lead through that hallway (it was a
decorative curtain thing). and that stopped her for like a day. but
yesterday she jumped it again, sailing clear through the curtains. i found
her in the bathroom.

so i put a piece of wood up, blocking most of the door way, and it's
taller than me. yeah she just got back there again. jeez.......

now i blocked off the whole doorway with the baby gate and two six feet
tall pieces of wood. i have to pee but i can't get back there. if she
figures out how to get back there i'm gonna freak out. and sell her to the
bunny circus.