rah rah sis boom bah

last night i was having absolutely horrible dreams. one of them was so
bad, but I knew I was dreaming and i wanted to wake up so terribly. once i
finally did, i could hardly get back to sleep. but i felt instantly
relieved.

so apparently mike got up this morning to go to the bathroom, and guess
who was in there waiting for him? snickers! even though we put her in a
locked cage before we go to sleep. it's possible that mike forgot to lock
the cage after closing the door, of course. or maybe during my fitful
sleep i got up and opened the door (i don't know why i would do that, but
it's totally possible). or, as mike suggested, we have a ghost who is very
rabbit-friendly. and snickers was really freaked out when he discovered
her in the bathroom and took off like a rocket.

of course i'm sure we don't have a ghost, right? except now i'm a little
freaked out about that. and, if you've ever lived with me, you know i
believe every building ever is haunted. and i have a tendency to convince
other people that homes are haunted. but mike is trying to convince me
now. and it's totally working. so yeah i'm creeped out.

even i came home from the grocery store (and we had been almost out of
toilet paper) and there was a whole new roll of TP in the bathroom. my
first thought was not "oh, mike must have found another roll of TP and put
it up here before he left for work." instead it was "oh god this is ghost
toilet paper..."

then i couldn't decide if that was scary. it might be awesome to have a
ghost who just puts TP on the roll when we're out. ghosts don't *have* to
be scary. and it's better than having a ghost who uses all the toilet
paper....maybe it'll pay our bills too.