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my wife has an inner ear infection

i have what might be the worst stomach ache i have ever had in my entire life. i haven't been able
to do anything all day. i'm exhausted. i can hear seinfeld (the source of my title) is on in the
other room but i can't even pull myself out there to watch it. ugh...which of the following do you
think caused it:

thai potato and tofu curry
cupcake
salad
garlic bread
glass of champagne at lab meeting
generic flintstone vitamin
diet coke x2

this is what i had yesterday. do i have an ULCER?