rah rah sis boom bah

you have just slid into first place as the worst movie i have ever seen in
my entire life. move over, gangs of new york!

and you would think a movie that started with testicle eating and ended
with some pointy-bearded spaniard-looking guys predictably landing on the
shores of mexico would be good. okay you wouldn't think that. if only i'd
known!

mr gibson, the word is *subtlety*. idiot.