Monday, January 21, 2008
dear religious people in dunkin donuts
next time i think to myself, gee, i don't just want a delicious croissant, i also want to learn how i can become a jehovah's witness, I will let you know. *I* will let *you* know. until then, i'm averting my gaze for a reason.
also, sitting inside in the warmth? really? i think you should be out there pounding the pavement. then maybe you can come to my house on saturday at 8am like so many of your more enthusiastic competitors do.
