rah rah sis boom bah

so we live in this building that's basically on campus here. what that
means is we are by far the OLDEST people living in it. here is an example
of what we put up with from these kids on a pretty much daily basis:

last night around 2am mike and i were going around the apartment, turning
off all the lights and getting ready to go to bed. i see him at the door
looking out the peephole. at first, i'm all like," mike, don't spy on
people". then after i stop acting like i'm proper i push him out of the
way so i can see. there are cops in the hallway talking to some girl. we
hear the words "unresponsive" and "do you want us to cancel the
ambulance". two seconds later the ambulance pulls up. i look out the front
window and see three police cars and an ambulance in front of the
building. obviously someone drank a little too much.

this morning when mike left for work, he warned me: when you come out into
the hallway, i just wanted to warn you that someone had a big accident out
here.

there is puke everywhere.

GROW UP CHILDREN. gross.

Also, upstairs neighbors: look, you can wear whatever kind of shoes you
want to when you go out, despite how ridiculous for the weather they are,
or how much trouble you would have running away from an attacker if you
needed to. but for the love of god, PLEASE take them off when you come
inside. or at least learn to walk in them. i am so sick of hearing your
hoochie shoes stomping down the hallway.