rah rah sis boom bah

sometimes i forget and think i'm 25 and then a second later i realize i'm
26 and then i'm all shit i'm almost 27 what am i doing with my life what
kind of job am i going to get will i ever make enough money to pay off my
student loans how risky is it to fake your own death and move to a beer
factory on a tropical island am i going to get kicked out of grad school
and evicted from my apartment and then everyone will say how i had
such potential but no motivation and then i messed everything up and
really i just want to go home and watch judge mathis reruns and eat
ice cream but instead i have to sit here and be an adult and *panic
attack*

i think this may be triggered by large size hot pink post it notes. can i
advise against them?